Songs:(No Such Thing As) Girls Like That (78994)
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The woman on the TV set Is clutching both her great big breasts And she sure looks like she is having fun In purple plastic panties She is writhing she is dancing And it's plain to see she really turns her on But this is MTV you know And that is how the music goes And all the male guitarists think she's great They believe that girls like this Actually do exist And secretly we all love to gyrate Well, pardon me but I have never Done a thing I can remember That remotely looks like this at all Except for once at Girl Scout camp When several bees got in my pants And one of them flew in my training bra CHORUS: Maybe these are fantasies Maybe you have a right to these Baby I'll just break this gently There's no such thing as girls like that The catalogs of lingerie Come to our houses everyday With women who have mostly nothing on My favorite is the one who sits and Drinks her coffee in her kitchen Wearing just a silk robe and a thong Well, let's be real here let's just say My kitchen any given day Is not exactly somewhere you seduce Between the cat hair and the crumbs Your nakedness might make him numb And even worse he might begin to puke And if you're gonna wear a thong You might just find the cat hair's gone To places you don't want cat hair to be And besides you know the facts A thong just rides right up your ass And serves no earthly purpose I can see CHORUS Lastly I will say to all The boys who make the Barbie Doll That I think Barbie's really cute and fun But if Barbie were a real live chick Her waist would be 12 inches thick Her bra-size would be close to 41 So by the age of 53 Those things would be down to her knees With osteoporosis on the way So, after having said all that I'll leave you with this simple fact My favorite girls are women that Are not afraid to cry and laugh And eat some food that's high in fat Can change your oil, fix your flat Can say some prayers and blaze a path And I'll just say on their behalf There's no such thing as girls like that
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 | Solo Vocalist 12,095 items |
 | Folk 6,084 items |
 | Acoustic Guitar 10,140 items |
 | Electric Guitar 2,513 items |
 | Funny 436 items |
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on the album Rain And Mud And Wild And Green
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